THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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