Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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