im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
handjob tips. give me some.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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