I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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