Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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