How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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