Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize