okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
