My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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