that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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