so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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