I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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