I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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