absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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