some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I lost the right to judge tonight
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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