Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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