Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just found puke in my bra..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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