My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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Ya well your mother is a hairy wet pillow so...
Five-year-olds get cell phones now?
@sevensevenseven Ohh... Never mind. Just read the other one
Ma, wait. Do t you want to blow out the candle?