the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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