Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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