All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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