I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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