Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Why was your eye in a club toilet?
You kids and your metaphors these days.
If this isn't a bad night I don't know what is.
Thats just how he picks up chicks!
I think by "toilet" the op meant bathroom. The English say it that way.
Stay classy UK.
He's The One!