Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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