He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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