i'm signing you up for texting rehab
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it was like eating out sand paper
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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