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  You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin

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  (830): You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin http://tfl.nu/1khj
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  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:18pm

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  oh god this cracked me up so bad.

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• 55 37

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:22pm

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  hahahaha! love that movie!

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• 46 29

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:43pm

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  Gaaaah-lee! I can't favorite this hard enough!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:34am

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  Man, story of my LIFE

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  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:57am

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  This is terrible. Why would they post this?

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  Submitted by snozberries on Apr 13, 10 at 10:40am

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  Ahhhhhh hahahaaaa love it!

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  Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 20, 10 at 7:41pm

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  How did this garbage get posted?

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