Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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