how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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