why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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