I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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