She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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