woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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