If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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