So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There r osticjed everywhere
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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