is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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