and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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