Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
nutella sex= disaster
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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