sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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