After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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