So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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