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  • 5:22 Says a lot about Nova Scotia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:45pm
  • NS! <3 And ew. Hahah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:33pm
  • HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Sounds like the women for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:02pm
  • welcome to the maritimes.

    Submitted by Douogie on Mar 16, 10 at 5:35pm
  • can you say "PUCK-BUNNY!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:40am
  • Eww, that made me want to vomit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:16pm
  • not like it stopped you from going five hole, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:22pm
  • oh, it does get the smell. maybe it's just because i'm a girl or whatever, but it never gets nearly as bad as the guys on my team. i go through a lot of febreeze and stick dryer sheets in everything. it helps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:18pm
  • HA HA HA! And that is why I love Nova Scotia!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:33pm
  • AHAHAHHAHAHAH ! Succcccccch a nova scotia thing to hear ! i love NS ! <333

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:22pm
  • So, you're upset she's more manly then you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Hit it with a shot of lemmon juice next time, it will get rid of the stench and even pucker it up a little bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:19am
  • ok i am also a girl who plays ice hockey, and i would just like to say that i have never, ever had this problem. it's not that difficult to keep the equpiment clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Atta be PE

    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Feb 5, 12 at 7:58am
  • i like it when they smell like used, rotted tampons. you know, the ones where the blood looks brown and not red.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:45pm
  • hahaahhaha thats fucking grossss as a girl from nova scotia, i've never had that problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:10pm
  • hockey players are hot. vag smelling like hockey gear thats just foul. -becca

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:43am
  • 3:05 too far. But fyl if that shit smells like hockey gloves, thats like smelling a bum's breath after he eats garbage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:16pm
  • ewww that's nasty

    Submitted by aarickaastarr on Apr 18, 11 at 10:48pm
  • that is absolutely disgusting. i threw up a little bit just imagining it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:28am
  • coming from a hockey player thats fuckin gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Yup... I totally just threw up in my mouth. I hope you ridiculed her and suggested it be cleaned before you would proceed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:53pm
  • shit. my brother's a hockey player.... that is just DISGUSTING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Well she probably just got back from hockey practise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:11am
  • the worst smell ever, believe me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:17pm
  • She must have been Canadian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:27pm
    • that is fucking vile but whoever said that shit about "must be canadian" must be a dumbass U.S. citizen who needs to get the fuck down here and see who wins in a drinking contest

      Submitted by canadian on Jan 26, 10 at 9:41am
  • whoever sent in this text. i wanna bang u. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. oh ps im from ns & i have never heard of that. 10:40 AM.. can you say puck bunny? you've probably never met one, seeing as i am one. and my vag has never smelt like hockey gear. you know they take the gear off before they bang ya. (y)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:57am
  • And you don't eat hockey equipment either...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:14pm
  • LOVE IT!!!!

    Submitted by ousoonersgurl16 on Apr 3, 10 at 2:15am
  • you can actually put a used tampon in a small cup of water and free it and the whole thing will taste like it when it's done. it's really good as long as you freeze it fresh out the coot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:05pm
  • thats exactly the same as my girlfriend one time. freaky shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:27am
  • hahaha wooo im from pei ( nova scotias neighbor ) but i play hockey and ive never had the problem but ive heard of someone who has.. nasty shit.

    Submitted by pennnnn on Mar 29, 10 at 9:53pm
  • Every text always say "Her vagina smelt like _____"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:40pm
  • If your equipment doesnt get dirty and that smell then your definatly not playing hard enough. My gear smells horrible and i try and clean it all the time. Dam that is a bad thing to go down on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:12pm
  • I prefer them to smell like a football helmet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:43pm
  • for anyone who has never smelled that scent, PRAY that you don't. and if this chick smelled like that, then she's got major problems going on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:35pm
  • as a chick who plays hockey, there is a chance the vag smells like it afterwards. you did just finish playing hockey afterall - durrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:16am