Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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5:22 Says a lot about Nova Scotia.
And ew. Hahah.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
Sounds like the women for me.
welcome to the maritimes.
can you say "PUCK-BUNNY!"
Eww, that made me want to vomit.
not like it stopped you from going five hole, right?
oh, it does get the smell. maybe it's just because i'm a girl or whatever, but it never gets nearly as bad as the guys on my team. i go through a lot of febreeze and stick dryer sheets in everything. it helps.
HA HA HA! And that is why I love Nova Scotia!
Succcccccch a nova scotia thing to hear !
i love NS ! <333
So, you're upset she's more manly then you?
Hit it with a shot of lemmon juice next time, it will get rid of the stench and even pucker it up a little bit
ok i am also a girl who plays ice hockey, and i would just like to say that i have never, ever had this problem. it's not that difficult to keep the equpiment clean.
Atta be PE
i like it when they smell like used, rotted tampons. you know, the ones where the blood looks brown and not red.
hahaahhaha thats fucking grossss
as a girl from nova scotia, i've never had that problem
hockey players are hot. vag smelling like hockey gear thats just foul.
3:05 too far. But fyl if that shit smells like hockey gloves, thats like smelling a bum's breath after he eats garbage
ewww that's nasty
that is absolutely disgusting. i threw up a little bit just imagining it
coming from a hockey player thats fuckin gross
Yup... I totally just threw up in my mouth. I hope you ridiculed her and suggested it be cleaned before you would proceed.
shit. my brother's a hockey player.... that is just DISGUSTING.
Well she probably just got back from hockey practise.
the worst smell ever, believe me
She must have been Canadian
that is fucking vile but whoever said that shit about "must be canadian" must be a dumbass U.S. citizen who needs to get the fuck down here and see who wins in a drinking contest
whoever sent in this text. i wanna bang u. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
oh ps im from ns & i have never heard of that.
10:40 AM.. can you say puck bunny? you've probably never met one, seeing as i am one. and my vag has never smelt like hockey gear. you know they take the gear off before they bang ya. (y)
And you don't eat hockey equipment either...
you can actually put a used tampon in a small cup of water and free it and the whole thing will taste like it when it's done. it's really good as long as you freeze it fresh out the coot.
thats exactly the same as my girlfriend one time. freaky shit
hahaha wooo im from pei ( nova scotias neighbor ) but i play hockey and ive never had the problem but ive heard of someone who has.. nasty shit.
Every text always say "Her vagina smelt like _____"
If your equipment doesnt get dirty and that smell then your definatly not playing hard enough. My gear smells horrible and i try and clean it all the time.
Dam that is a bad thing to go down on
I prefer them to smell like a football helmet.
for anyone who has never smelled that scent, PRAY that you don't.
and if this chick smelled like that, then she's got major problems going on.
as a chick who plays hockey, there is a chance the vag smells like it afterwards. you did just finish playing hockey afterall - durrrr