There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
