she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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