You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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