Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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