You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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