we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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