Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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