My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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