who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
its liver damage thursday
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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