thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line