She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up