you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.