What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm at about main and main street
whose ass print is on the piano?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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