i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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